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McCain Picks Hot Mom For VP

Huge news today. John McCain, the Republican nominee eying the White House in November, just announced that his vice presidential candidate will be Sarah Palin (on the right, obviously), a real hot piece of ass from Alaska. This 44-year-old soccer mom most likely did a ton of coke back in the ’80s when she was a star basketball player and ...

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Light Guitar Picks Would Have Made Psychedelic Bands Very Happy

If you’re flying high on shrooms, these Santa Cruz Light Wells guitar picks would either cause one really cool trip, or one really terrifying one. Actually, if you’re riding on the power of hallucinations, you might not even need lit guitar picks to see trails. The light of the guitar picks blink to the beat of an internal metronome, which ...

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