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Jaws XXX: Man Shark Turns Your Peeper Into a Predator

Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know. The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect ...

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Shark Attack Hat Stylishly Simulates The Death of Your Loved Ones

I gotta tell ya. I keep getting more and more convinced that I should take up knitting or sewing, or maybe both. But then I remember that I don’t wear my hair in a bun and my bowel movements are still consistently solid. Sorry, grandma. This awesome Shark Attack Hat makes reality look like a scene out of a low ...

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Infuse Your Tea With Jaws

Da nah. Da nah. Da nah na nah na nah na nah na nah na nah na nah na nah. VIOLINS! Put your tea in this fin-shaped diffuser. Blood will trickle out and let other swimmers know that this is your turf. You like your humans with Earl Gray, which is understandable for a shark. And should you want to ...

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