Tag Archives: household

Forensic Pillows: Splatter, DNA and Prints, Oh My!

Any fan of crime drama shows would be hard pressed not to welcome these Forensic Pillows into their home with open zipper. Featuring a variety of designs inspired by the thrill of the police hunt, these pillows are a surefire way to both nauseate and amaze. I could totally see myself falling right to sleep on my couch with one ...

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Ice Cubes For Zombies

If you’re a blog-reading zombie that just happened to go vegetarian recently, never fear, Gearfuse is here to offer a helping hand. We’ve already introduced a few helpful food and drink recipes, including cupcakes and alcoholic beverages, not too mention a perfectly organ-free brain bowl, but what about a simple memento to help you remember the days where brains were ...

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Sputnik Lamp: Light Bulbs Upon Light Bulbs

Are traditional lighting fixtures just not cutting the mustard for your interior decor? Chromochrome mood lighting not your style? You need something really geektastic to light up that big ole’ man cave of yours, and Pacman just doesn’t float our battleship like it used too. Feast your eyes on the gorgeous Sputnick Lamp which is pretty much a spiky sphere ...

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The Coolest Ink Cartridge Chandeliers Ever

Need I say more? In this case I indeed do need to say more. Have you ever considered the piles of piles of ink cartridges rotting at our nation’s landfills. Not sure what the half-life is on those things, but something tells me there’s a whole lot more use you can get out of them. And of course, as usual, ...

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An Apple a Day Calendar Probably Doesn’t Really Keep the Doctor Away

Feeling a bit under the weather are we? Well I don’t think an apple would hurt, per se, unless it was recently dunked in a vat of E. coli or something, but something tells me the old wives tale “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” isn’t exactly 100% accurate. Not saying apples aren’t great for you, because I’m ...

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Blow Up Couch Doubles as a Flotation Device

Tell me this wouldn’t have come in handy during Hurricane Katrina. Made out of dunnage bags, Malafor’s Blow Sofa is a mobile piece of furniture which lends its self to easy transportation thanks to its ability to flatten into two empty bags. Both inexpensive and easy to replace, the Blow Sofa appears to be just as comfy as an air ...

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Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters

Is conventional baking just not cutting it for you anymore? Need something a little more risque in your life? These Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters turn the wholesome act of baking cookies into an explicit experience, not to mention a lesson in variety. While I wouldn’t recommend Kama Sutra cookies for your local church’s bake-off, these cookie cutters are a fun ...

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No Girls Allowed: Table Turns Into A Secret Fort

Back in the day, building a fort was as easy as grabbing a few blankets or sheets and throwing them over the nearest table. POW! Instant imaginary fun. Nowadays, they take all the fun out of actually building the fort and integrate the walls right into the tables. The Daily Shelter table transforms from a dining-room surface into a fort-sized ...

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Brain Bowls for Recovering Zombie Vegetarians

So, you’ve finally done it. Taken the drastic leap into vegetarianism. No more brains for you, young man. But it’s hard to make the jump directly from munching on organs to snapping into fresh carrots. To make your life (?) a little more manageable, check out these Brain Bowls available on Etsy for $10 a pop. Even if your gobbling ...

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