Tag Archives: fruit

Banana Boats For the Maritime-Loving Monkey

Not only is this the perfect way to adorn the cage of any monkey that’s developed a love for maritime history, but if bearded children folk singers are to be trusted, can also make calls to Beijing-jing-jing-jing. The Banana Boats by designer Jacob Dahlstrup celebrate centuries of sea living, fruit, desserts and Polish a capella bands. While I don’t know ...

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Portable Watermelon Cooler Will Attract Strange Looks at the Airport

Whether you’re traveling cross-country or crosstown, maintaining a cool melon should always be at the top of your priority list. One thing you cannot do under any circumstances is let your watermelon succumb to the summer heat. No one likes a mushy melon. Unless you feel like putting an innocent fruit to sleep, cooling is essential. The Marugoto Tamachan Portable ...

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How to Turn Your PC into a Mac

There’s nothing a little tape won’t fix. Ever wondered how to fit in with the rest of your college buddies? Grab an apple and a big ole’ roll of tape and get to it. No one will be able to tell the difference, I promise. They still haven’t figured out your scale in an iPhone costume isn’t actually an iPhone, ...

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An Apple a Day Calendar Probably Doesn’t Really Keep the Doctor Away

Feeling a bit under the weather are we? Well I don’t think an apple would hurt, per se, unless it was recently dunked in a vat of E. coli or something, but something tells me the old wives tale “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” isn’t exactly 100% accurate. Not saying apples aren’t great for you, because I’m ...

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Jesus: Now Appearing on a Banana Near You

Well, it’s either Jesus or a caveman. But either way, it’s all the more impressive that it didn’t wind up on eBay. I was like Oh my God! Its Jesus on a banana! I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face, she told The Daily Telegraph. ...

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Portable Bookshelf Doesn’t Make Much Sense

I’m not sure why you would lug around an entire bookshelf when you could just throw all of the books on an e-reader and carry around an entire library in your pocket. Maybe that’s the “conceptual” point. Fighting the power! Or something like that. The transportable bookshelf is made using crates originally used to haul fruit. I love, love, love ...

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Fresh: Skateboard Deck by Anthony Cozzi

Anthony is the man. Not just because he’s an avid Gearfuse reader, but because he designed this badass skateboard deck called Fruit. The entire thing is wrapped in fruit, giving a your board a fresh new look in a world full of World Industries and Element. The best part is that although extremely limited, you can still get your paws ...

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Vegetables Slaughtered For the Sake of Fashion

What… they couldn’t find enough chinchillas? They had to resort to slaughtering poor, defenseless vegetables for the sake of fashion? Make them out of alligator, fox, or hell, even human, but leave the vegetables alone! Think about their families! The French gallery “Le got de Luxe,” or Taste of Luxury, integrates edible edibles, mostly fruits and vegetables, into fashionable products. ...

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Snow White Apple Macbook Case Mod

Why is it that women just can’t resist tainted fruit? First, Eve came along and fucked up immortality for the whole human race (thanks a lot, Satan), and then Snow White, for some reason, thought some random apple from a poorly disguised farmer would be totally wholesome and delicious. I think the lesson we’ve learned here is never to accept ...

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