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Bank Job Pen Alerts the Authorities

Are you concerned that people just aren’t looking at you the same way since you gave up sneaking upskirt shots? Have you lost some of that debonaire and mysterious edge? No worries! The Bank Job Pen boosts you right back into a position of public opposition. Because only the baddest of the bad steal the chained courtesy pens during their ...

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500 XL: Earbud Speakers

You know you love those stock iPod headphones Apple offers, so why not kick it up a notch? Score a pair of the 500 XLs, a set of speakers designed to resemble iPod headphones, just 500 times larger than the original. It includes a power adapter and can also run on batteries if you want to drag them around with ...

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