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Sex In Progress Lamp: We Hope To Use It More Than Once This Year

When I forget to turn off a lamp in my house, I get pissed off. It’s not an anger management issue. It’s a “I’m a cheap Jew bastard” issue. Utilities are expensive! Despite my adherence to the Jewish faith, this is one lamp I wouldn’t mind leaving on for days on end, even if it were only to make myself ...

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