Tag Archives: dinosaur

Pleo 2.0: Reborn Dinobot Gets Updated Features

While the original Pleo might have been a dinosaur in sheep’s clothing, Innvo has decided to give the beloved dinobot another chance with Pleo Reborn. Far from heading towards extinction, the Reborn adds a heap of new features and upgrades which could potentially make Pleo a viable gift option for this year’s holiday season. While members of the PleoWorld newsletter ...

Read More »

Photographic Proof of the Real Loch Ness Monster: We Are So Screwed

We thought stories of such creatures were only myths. Clever ploys devised to sell t-shirts. But, oh, how wrong we were. Here is photographic proof that the reign of humans as masters of the universe will soon be coming to an abrupt end. I just hope they don’t know the cheat code for infinite ammo. God help us. Link

Read More »

Dinosaur Throws Out First Pitch at Baseball Game

All the fans attending the Memphis Redbirds game on May 13, 2010 (all 10 of them) bore witness to perhaps the coolest moment in baseball pre-game history. The first pitch was thrown out by none other than a T-Rex. While the dinosaur had a little trouble getting the ball in its mouth, I can attest to the fact that the ...

Read More »

Giant T-Rex Garden Statue

If your tired of telling kids to get off your damn lawn, this is not the garden statue for you. And let me tell you why. Because all of those kids might be running scared, but you’ll have a whole new problem. Throngs of geeks will flock to your yard, and the difference between us and kids? We’re much more ...

Read More »

Gaping Jaws Hoodie

Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?! This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea. Link

Read More »

South America + Africa = Tyrannosaurus Rex

I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny. It’s only a matter of time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites. Link

Read More »

Do Not Distrub At Risk of Being Eaten by Dinosaur

Sure, you can always use a simple do not disturb sign, but what about for those intimate moments you really don’t want to be disturbed during. These signs would be perfect for the next time you’re sexing it up with a T-Rex or maybe shaving your pet Raptor’s naughty bits. You say dinosaurs haven’t existed for millennium? When’s the last ...

Read More »

Dino Van Owner Likely Not Allowed Near Schools

This might as well be called the Pedo Mobile. You couldn’t get much more creepy unless you walk around with a sign that says “I have lots of free candy.” The promise of toys is made clear from the Dino Van’s facade. Spotted where else, but Walmart. If the Dino Van is a-rockin’, you better come a-knockin’ or call the ...

Read More »

Unicornasaurus Looks Like The Tooth Fairy of My Dreams

The tooth fairy is one elusive creature. While Santa Claus’s identity is well known, the Tooth Fairy remains anonymous and mysterious, sometimes taking the form of a mythical fairy, other times resembling a full-sized woman. In my dreams, the toothfairy looks something like this Unicornasaurus. Can’t you see this big guy sneaking into your room, tapping your pillow with his ...

Read More »

iPhone Dinosaur Dock

Thankfully, the maker of this project chose a herbivore to work with, rather than say a Raptor or T-Rex. No missing fingers for us. The iPhone Dinosaur Dock is the result of the stripping of a Brachiosaurus toy, replacing its innards with a bunch of tasty gadgetry. The iPhone Dinosaur Dock is most comfortable in its natural habitat, peering through ...

Read More »