Tag Archives: cats

Does a Cat Really Always Land on Its Feet?

When you walk around your house with your cat in your arms and she decides to have one of her random freak-outs, inevitably jumping out of your arms, your heart skips a few beats. What if she lands wrong? What if she injures her leg? What if she shatters her hip? What if she splinters her organs with bone fragments? ...

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How to Properly Gift Wrap a Kitty

I can’t speak for everyone, but I know I would be completely offended if I received a cat for Christmas and the gift wrapping was done clumsily. In fact, I might even refuse the gift and release the cat into the wild just like I did with grandma when she forgot to put the milk back in the refrigerator. Note: ...

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MEME INCOMING!: An Even More Surprised Kitty

Ok, so this one doesn’t look like a little monkey, but he generally looks extremely surprised. I just want to know what they hell they are showing this poor cat. While you’d have to break the jaw of most kitty’s to achieve the same affect, I don’t recommend it. I’m sure the same effect can be done using strings and ...

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Cats4Gold Aims to Start a New Global Currency

Have you held off from buying a cat because you don’t know where you’d be able to fit one in with all of those damn gold bars you have piled around your home? Cats4Gold is the service for you. Melting down your gold into 100% pure feline. They can haz ur gold? Link [via]

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I CAN HAZ MAGNETS

Love played out Internet memes? Of course you do! Why not drop your hard earned cash on these LOLmagnets from ThinkGeek? At $20, you’ll only have to take 4 or 5 showers to wash off all the shame you’ll encounter from purchasing these. You’ll get a ridiculous LOLspeak manual and 384 “words” to spell out kooky catch phrases with. CAN ...

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Spimecat Uses RFID To Cater To Your Pussy

Cats are awesome. They kill all the rodents in your backyard, don’t need to be walked and make for a catchy Internet meme. Unfortunately, your feline could make friends with some neighborhood alley cats and before you know it, your crib has become the hot spot to be. Keep unwanted animals out with this RFID-enabled pet flap known as Spimecat. ...

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Keep Your Pussy On Lockdown With RFID Catflap

If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your ...

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Cat Bed Made From Recycled Monitor Makes For Good LOLcat Jokes

DO NOT WANT! Ok, maybe we do want. This recycled computer monitor has been made into a little bachelor pad for kitty. An old mouse has even been made into a new mouse, as a rodent cat toy. We don’t know where kitty stashes his cat nip now, and we don’t want to know. At least he’ll have his own ...

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