This Star Wars Pillow and Blanket set was lovingly hand cross-stitched by the crafty Kiddy Amunda, who desperately wanted the opportunity to spoon with Harrison Ford, so made it happen on her own terms. Just like any true stalker of geriatric former adventure heroes would do.
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The New Snuggie? Quilt-Wrapped Armchair Keeps You Warm and Relaxed, But Looks Terrifically Kitschy
For nearly two years the Snuggie has been the ultimate symbol of kitschy comfort. However if Celine Merhand and Ana�s Morel have a say, the Snuggie’s reign will be ending soon. Their Cocon quilt-wrapped armchair is basically a sleeping bag without the necessity of sleeping on the floor. Slip into the chair and zip yourself up like you would with ...
Read More »Han Solo in Carbonite Throw Blanket
Woven with a blend of soft cotton and Harrison Ford’s pubic hair (only one of these is made up), the 52″ x 68″ Han Solo in Carbonite Throw doubles as a blanket or a wall decoration. Plus, it’s officially licensed, so… yeah, bragging rights, baby. You can pre-order the throw now for $59.99. The ship date is expected to be ...
Read More »Practice Safe Cuddling: Condom Pillow and Blanket
Face it. Your couch is a dirty, dirty whore. It took literally days for every piece of furniture in your house to mysteriously come down with herpes once your couch entered into the picture. What a hussy. Thankfully, the Lifestyles Condom Pillow and Blanket pair keep you safe from contracting any potential furniture-to-human transmittable diseases. Slip inside the safe enclosure ...
Read More »iPod Touch Bedding Doesn’t Let Me Make Calls
And what am I to do if I want to make a phone call from my iPod Touch Bedding, hmmm? Use Skype you say? Well then, there really is an app for anything, isn’t there? Snuggle up with your gadgetry with your iPod Touch Bedding, perfect for jamming out with your clam out, without the ability to actually jam out. ...
Read More »Street Fighter IV Snuggie is Almost Worth the Lack of Sex
As an admitted Snuggie lover, I know what sort of effect the Snuggie can have on your love life, or lack there of. The Snuggie is such a sterile piece of gear that even those of you in steady relationships will notice a steep decrease in sexual activity once you purchase the blanket with arms. But all of that negativity ...
Read More »The Periodic Table of Comfiness
The Periodic Table is so hot these days. Why not integrate it into your home decor? Other than the ideas innate geekiness, it seems like a cool little concept. But then again, geekiness is what we’re all about. This awesome Periodic Table of Elements Quilt will make your serotonin levels soar as you cuddle up in its cuddliness-inducing folds. Link ...
Read More »Peekaru: Snuggies Mixed With Bad Parenting
Would you pay $80 for a blanket that wraps around you and holds a baby in a very, very loose and unsafe manner? Of course you would! Millions already have! That’s how it works here in America. They make a stupid blanket with some holes in it and you pay for it. What is wrong with the world today? Link
Read More »How Many Chest Compressions Is It Again? Check The Blanket
Survival equipment doesn’t come in a more affordable price than the Heatsheets Survival Blanket. At $6, this blanket takes survival gear to the next step, killing two birds with one stone. Not only does it come in a bright orange color with a reflective stripe so airborne rescuers can spot you from long distances but it also reflects up to ...
Read More »Cuddle Up With Slanket: Hands-Free Comfort
As much as I love cuddling up underneath a big, fluffy, warm (and occasionally USB powered) blanket when a chill fills my gadget-loving bones, the inability to cover my whole body while I play around with my devices deters me from keeping myself warm. Slanket has holes for your arms, which allows you to stay completely cuddled and still play ...
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