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There’s nothing quite as playful as walking around with a stuffed puppy dog that happens to be deep-throating your cellphone. These Stuffed Animal Cellphone Cases allow you to shove your cellphone down a dog’s throat without being reported to animal services. Maybe the ASPCA can add these to their merchandise collection.

How big of a fanboy do you have to be to put your dog through the hassle of shaving a mohawk strip down the center of its back and then painting it Firefox orange. Can’t the ASPCA do something about this? Come on, animal cops, this is clearly animal cruelty. Now, if only the doggy’s little bed was a little ...