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I’ll be the first to admit I know absolutely nothing about cooking. I’ve discovered multiple ways to screw-up the delicate art of cooking soup in the microwave. My specialty is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Basically, I don’t cook, period. But for those interested in improving your mad cooking skills, the Apron Cooking Guide acts as a cheat sheet for ...

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. ...

Just in case you weren’t reaching your full cooking potential, the WoW Epic Apron ensures that you provide the best food experience possible thanks to a speed and mood boost, not to mention a cooking skill of 450. 450! You hear that Arthas? This Kodo steak’s for you, buddy.

Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron. The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. ...