I’m sure in between performances, the Blue Man Group uses one of these funky sweater dryers to dry out their sweat-encrusted clothing. Afterward, it’s taken onto the stage and used as a performance piece. Anyways, using this weird tray and fan system, the sweater dryer will apparently dry clothing 75% faster than hang drying and it won’t shrink your clothing as much as a dryer. At $30, it’s worth taking a gamble on. Just don’t let your friends catch you with this thing or your credibility as a “hip dude” is shot.