Halloween is upon us come the end of the month, folks. I hope you have a hell of a costume ready. I was going to go as Levi Johnston, the self-proclaimed “fuckin redneck” that knocked up Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter. That fell through so I might just go as a skeleton. I’ll already have the one up on the ladies ’cause I snagged a pair of these sweet socks. See? It’s almost as if I’m looking at real skeleton legs!
$20, your pride and your chances of getting laid Halloween night.