When I forget to turn off a lamp in my house, I get pissed off. It’s not an anger management issue. It’s a “I’m a cheap Jew bastard” issue. Utilities are expensive! Despite my adherence to the Jewish faith, this is one lamp I wouldn’t mind leaving on for days on end, even if it were only to make myself look pimp. No matter how pathetic it might seem.
The Sex In Progress lamp is like a step up from the old “Do Not Disturb” sign. Sure, it’s slightly more blunt. But at least they know you’re not kidding. Well, unless you’re really ugly. Get your own for $24.95. — Andrew Dobrow