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Apple Patent Reveals Future iPhone Design with Wrap Around Display

This super-duper-secret patent reveals the super-duper-secret future of the iPhone (you have to be a member of the super-duper-secret club to even consider finding super-duper-secret patents like this) [P.S. This patent is completely public, don't listen to him.] (Dude, shut up conscious! There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to feel special sometimes! Right brackets?] {Right!}.

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LEGO Brick Spice Rack

I'm not exactly well-known for my fine gourmet cooking. Unless I really put my mind into it, my skills stop at chucking a few handfuls of chicken nuggets on a baking sheet. But despite my lack of culinary prowess, I still admire this LEGO Brick Spice Rack, simply as an awesome new furnishing.

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Newspaper Delivering Drone: The Paperboy Without a Soul

Paperboy was one of my favorite Nintendo games when I was a young'n. One of the shittiest summer jobs of all-time would never again seem as appealing as it did at that moment. Countless gamers were disappointed to discover that delivering papers was not the tale of glamour and adventure that Nintendo would have us believe.

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Hand-Cranked iPhone Charging Case

Every minute of hand-cranking generates five extra minutes of charge time. On top of the ever-ending charge crank action, the case itself provides a 15%-20% boost. So theoretically, we're talking infinite iPhone.

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Pokemon Easter Eggs

Ohhh, I'm sorry I didn't remind you to bring your Pokeball this year? Must have slipped my mind. Looks like no candy for you this year. Unfortunately, the burden of eating all of this candy left up to me!

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