Why is it that women just can’t resist tainted fruit? First, Eve came along and fucked up immortality for the whole human race (thanks a lot, Satan), and then Snow White, for some reason, thought some random apple from a poorly disguised farmer would be totally wholesome and delicious. I think the lesson we’ve learned here is never to accept ...

Ah, yes! Do you remember Lockwasher? He’s the ultimate DIYer, creating robots and sculptures from metal junk. I know, that was awhile ago but he’s back with some really awesome creations this time around. This one is called Beer2-D3 and you can easily make your own with a free afternoon, random parts and a case of Heineken it seems: What ...

Any way you want it. That’s the way you need it. Anyway, you want these links. The Cajun Crawler sounds like a professional wrestler A concept worth producing Lockheed Martin is the new Skynet This is just plain retarded The Ocarina of Rhyme Handmade Mario shoes! Mad beats with a 360 controller, yo Glowing patch cables: nerd chic or just ...

It’s no secret that we here at Gearfuse are no fans of the Nintendo Wii. So really, it comes as no surprise that when Nike teamed up with Nintendo for its new Blazer sneaker, the end result was an ugly ass shoe. Look at that dull blue sole! And the Nike stitching on the back heel? It looks like it ...

There really is no reason to cry over the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl. And there’s a good reason why there isn’t. While it might look like a traumatic mess is about to unfold, the bowl is no more likely to cause a mess then any other bowl, unless a child or senior happens to be using it. Because then, you ...

Love the outdoors? Run and hike often? Excellent. Pick up those $150 running shoes and get ready to invest another $60 in them. You’ll be getting a set of Microspikes; designed and produced by Kahtoola. Think snow chains for your shoes. As you hike and jog over icy surfaces, you’ll be laughing with total confidence. Those other hikers? Amateurs. You’re ...

New month, lots of snow. What the hell? SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Bored? Build a feedback piano Those are some long shoes Linked for “synths China’s face clean off” Nice ride Girls on film (and also on your wall) The ’90s are obviously back in full effect Snow Day eats for days like today Have great links you want showcased on ...

We’re trying our best to pump it up here at Gearfuse. Say it with me now! PUMP. IT. UP! And now back to our regularly scheduled links. This LEGO phone looks too fun Is that a surfboard…guitar? Using plants to clean your air That a cellphone in your shoe or are you just happy to see me? The Scratch (Guitar ...

“Son, we’re going to the 7-11 for dinner. Put your shoes on.” “But father! I’ve lost my sneakers whilst playing in the woods this morning!” “You little shit. Those shoes cost me $17 from Walmart. Are you trying to embarrass me?” “No!” “Well I’m hungry as shit. Here. In the mean time, put these Wiimote covers on your feet.” “I’m ...

Paying an ode to the Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes classic White Men Can’t Jump, these Nikes will have you ballin’ on the court with diamonds in your grill (such silly lingo!), Called the Flight Lite High, these shoes are as high as a pair of high-tops can get. Seriously. Reebok’s Pump doesn’t have jack shit on these puppies. Check ...