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Shoot ‘Em Up With The Laser Target Alarm Clock

Sure the Laser Target Alarm Clock might not be as exciting as these clocks are, so have a little heart. Besides, who doesn’t love carrying out their childhood fantasy of shooting their alarm clock every morning before hauling ass to the coal mines? There really isn’t much to this and that’s what I love. You have a really basic clock ...

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Appliance Alarm Clocks: Exactly Why I Don’t Do Laundry At Night

I don’t know how many times I’ve been awaken out of a deep sleep when my washer or dryer goes off with that super-sonic blasting beep. It was even worse in the days where my mother and sister would do their laundry, with me, unsuspecting of the beeping, would be shocked out of my slumber. Sure, it might be a ...

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Beautiful Spirit of St Louis Alarm Clock

It’s not often that I refer to an alarm clock as “beautiful,” but as you can see from the image above, this Spirit of St. Louis themed clock is certainly worthy of that distinction. The vintage aircraft theme extends all the way from the mini suitcase exterior to the altimeter clock and switch controlled snooze and on/off functions. It’s a ...

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Train alarm clock: WTF?

When will the Japanese insanity ever end? Well, I guess when you live in a country where trains are the main means for communication, something like this would come in great handy. The Yamanote alarm clock gives a visual indication of the train’s schedule using the hand model of a clock. The labels correspond to the lines on the Yamanote ...

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Alarm watch that synchronizes with your biological clock

Don’t you just hate it when you wake up before the alarm clock rings, feeling refreshed, see the clock and decide that you should sleep a few minutes more, and by the time the alarm rings again, you are so deeply asleep that it feels so terrible being woken up that you wish you didn’t sleep that extra 5 minutes? ...

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Retro Rewind: Casio Robot Alarm Clock

In the 80’s, Casio was the king of campy gadgets that they knew would make us look back from the future to giggle and prod at. The Casio Robot Alarm Clock doesn’t fail in that venture either. The stumpy, and almost awkwardly heavy-looking Robot Alarm Clock would of thrilled any child of the 80’s, both then and now. But what ...

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Sonic Bomb: the obnoxiously loud alarm clock

Sleeping might be the ultimate waste of time, but it’s an essential act of most humans to live a productive life (any life, really). Some people love sleeping and some people can’t sleep at all, but regardless of your sleeping habits, the Sonic Bomb will be sure to wake you up from your sound sleep. At a very unneeded volume ...

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Circadian Sleep Clock Refreshes Your Schedule

Humans, all animals really, run on an internal clock known as a circadian rhythm. Well, maybe I should say that humans SHOULD run on a circadian rhythm. A proper schedule becomes harder and harder to maintain as we work more, sleep less or just sleep at the wrong times. Since our circadian rhythm is governed mostly by the Sun, the ...

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Smash Clock

ARE YOU ANGRY? PISSED OFF? TIRED? WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP? Well fuck work. This is the Smash Clock. Hit this fucking thing until it shuts up so you can go back to sleep. You’re probably hungover from Thursday night and don’t feel like doing any work, so this clock is perfect for releasing that pent up rage on. ...

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Pin Clock Brings Back Middle School Memories

The plasma ball. The Jenny McCarthy poster. The pin-thingie that you put your hand under. What do these three things have in common? Spencer’s Gifts. This Pin Art clock doesn’t have an alarm but who needs one when you’re sleeping in on a rainy sunday trying to recapture your youth. At $70, it’s a steal, similar to your current 401k ...

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