Some guys you can just tell have never gotten laid. This particular virgin posted images of his “humble” CPU collection on a Russian forum site. Needless to say, he’s quickly becoming the stuff of legends.
His collection features hundreds of CPUs, both modern and ancient, some larger than modern day cellphones. Included in his collection are Soviet CPUs that proceeded Intel’s debut of the microprocessor. Each and everyone of these CPUs has seen more action than this man’s personal hardware. But hey, the geek life calls for sacrifices.