In a sudden and shocking move by one of the leading mobility companies in the world, RIM has announced that they will be discontinuing all of their interests in the smartphone sector and will be focusing all of their efforts on their newest product, BlackBerry Yogurt. “The recession has put a considerable strain on the fledgling mobile industry, and competing with the iPhone has just become too much for us,” an unnamed RIM executive said in a confidential statement.
RIM plans to launch their new yogurt by late-Summer 2009. Rumors suggest a sugar-free variety as well. Nothing goes better with a long day of Parkour than a big bowl of yogurt.