Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is ...
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On / Hoff Switch Gets The Party Started
Every house has that one switch that is completely off limits. Who knows what could happen if the mystical switch is switched. This is one of those switches. For the sake of your children, I recommend never, ever getting anywhere near this switch. Just put a big ole barrier between your family and this button. I don’t care what you ...
Read More »Watch / Cigarette Lighter Hybrid From the 80s
They just don’t make ’em like they used too. Check out this awesome Watch / Cigarette Lighter from some forgotten year of the 1980s. Novelty watch collector Shea Connolly says this is his favorite watch in his collection, and I don’t blame him. If I spotted a gadget like this at a garage sale like he did, I’d likely poop ...
Read More »Arcade Game Expressionism
When geekism meets fine art, the results are usually breath-taking. Such is the case with Brock Davis’s Arcade Expressionism pieces, which reduce the 8-bit arcade images to their basic shapes and smudges. Above is Donkey Kong and after the jump you can spot Dig Dug and Missle Command.
Read More »Full-Sized iPhone Ocarina
You thought one measly iPhone and one measly app could be passed off as an actual Ocarina? Sorry Smule, we know you put your heart and soul into your Ocarina app, but this is the real deal. Using three iPhones and a specially built laser cut frame, the iPhone Ocarina is much closer to the real thing. Utilizing the iPhone’s ...
Read More »Best Buy Leaks Black Friday Ad; Will Pass Out Tickets to Avoid Consumer Stampede
Best Buy’s Black Friday ad has leaked, which means it’s time to do some serious itinerary planning for the big day. See, I like me and my fiancee set up a full contingency plan based on what we want the most for us, then comes gifts for others. Come on, we need to set priorities people! Strategy is the name ...
Read More »LED Dress is the Coolest Prom Outfit Ever
If I was a chick there would be no competition.� Not only would I wear this dress to my prom, but every single one of my bridesmaids would be decked out in 24,000 LED bulbs. Created by two designers in London for the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago, the LED bulbs of the Galaxy Dress are diffused by ...
Read More »Make Your Own Lawn Flamingo of Doom
Originally called “Flamingos with Fricken Laser Beams,” you too can create your very own Halloween-themed lawn flamingo of doom with this helpful phototutorial. The “fricken laser beams” title is slightly misleading as the doom flamingo has LED eyes rather than fricken’ laser beams. But either way, the eyes do glow. Ok, but what about the lawn gnomes of destruction? Link ...
Read More »Steampunk Toilet
My shit doesn’t only smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, it’s also made out of 100% pure copper and oak. Seriously, I’m so steampunk my wooden feces are literally metal-plated. The TeslaPunk Urinal is a handmade solid oak toilet tank, complete with a battery powered flush pump, a laser aiming assistant (aim at the laser dot in the bowl ...
Read More »Mini Lighter Cufflinks
These Mini Lighter Cufflinks were available on Etsy before the internet took over and sold out every last pair. Will they be back? Who knows, but lord, these things are awesome. They’re cufflinks which are actual lighters, meaning you can light up a smoke without even reaching into your pocket. I wouldn’t recommend these if you go a little heavy ...
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