If you wanna get your kid a prank gift, and also want to scare them for life, you might of just found the match for the gift. The Mutant Teddy Bear looks like it was made a little too close to a nuclear power plant, if you know what we mean. The Mutant Bears are extremely humorous to us, but will probably leave a nasty impression on your kid.
If you get this as a gift for a child, expect them to start wearing black lipstick and cutting themselves within the year. The Mutant Teddy would also be a nice character for your next low-budget horror movie. — Andrew Dobrow