What makes a man? Is it tuna? Quite possibly, because Michael Phelps is now the greatest Olympian ever. He has shattered five world records while in Beijing and has now won his 11th career gold medal. Some say it’s because he’s a dolphin. While I don’t doubt that, I think he’s swimming so fast so he can use the toilet. The reasoning behind my theory? Here’s Phelps’ breakfast:
…Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayonnaise, add one omelet, a bowl of grits, and three slices of french toast with powdered sugar, then wash down with three chocolate chip pancakes.
Phelps still has three races left to go before he’s done with China. It’s only a matter of time before he adds more gold medals under his belt and shows the world the USA means business. He’ll then communicate via sonar to his dolphin friends in the Pacific Ocean, where he’ll use their fins to ride into Maui.