$615 buys a lot of beer. It also can buy you one Lightpipe from Monodesign. Though expensive, these pipes are sure to give your shitty Williamsburg basement apartment a makeover. Throw a few of these next to that budding rat nest in the corner and it’ll be like having your very own nightclub. And by nightclub, I mean halfway house.
Look on the bright side: if someone comes to your house and tries to steal your record player and Albert Einstein piece, you can wack ’em over the head with your expensive Lightpipes. Self-defense and tacky decor! Who would have thought?