No, we have not become a tabloid. Nor do we say that this image shows definitive proof of life on Mars (even though David Bowie asks that very same question decades ago, what a genius.) What we can tell you is that a humanoid-appearing entity was spotted chilling on a rock, from one of the photos taken by the NASA Mars Spirit explorer.
Is it just a discrepancy? Some weird rock formation? Is it an Ewok or even Bigfoot? We do not know. What we do know is that we’ll be hearing a cover-up story from NASA in the near future. Take the jump for a super close up.
— Andrew Dobrow