I can only assume that the purpose of this face exerciser is to transform you into a very surprised Japanese woman.
The Facewaver Exercise Mask is clearly and undeniably 100% Japanese produced. I can spot a ridiculous Japanese product from 16 miles away. It’s an art-form I’ve honed over the last decade.
The Facewaver apparently stretches your face skin and muscles, improving your blood flow and kneading out wrinkles. But who cares really? This post isn’t about the product and it never was. It’s about the ridiculousness of the Japanese. They want you to buy this thing for $61. I’ll totally make that back and millions more after my horror movie, featuring this mask as the main prop, is all produced and in theaters.