Our iPhone’s remind us of our own children. They love playing games. They usually abide to our every whim, but occasionally rebel, in which case, much like with our kids, we throw them as hard as we can against the wall and then stomp on them repeatedly. But one thing we can’t provide our iPhone is a proper nutrition. No, we need a little help with that.
Just as my children were nursed in their whore of a mother’s womb, my iPhone must be nursed as well. The iPhone Umbilical Cord Charger provides your device with all of the yummy electricity it needs to keep pumping. Don’t be repelled or repulsed by the umbilical cord’s movements. It’s just nature taking its course.[via]