Happy New Year Jews and Jewettes!

Ahh, my fellow brothers and sisters. It’s that time of the year where we celebrate the new year. As 5770 comes to an end and 5771 begins, we reflect on the past year’s indiscretions. Indiscretions in our home life, indiscretions in our relationships and indiscretions with farm animals, and we ask for forgiveness and make an oath to ourselves to be better people, better lovers and better sodomites.

Gearfuse wishes you a happy Rosh Hashanah, a pleasant blowing of the shofar and a tremendous journey through 5772.