We’re not sure why they call this a Hamburger Phone. Clearly the meat patty has cheese on it, which would make this a Cheeseburger Phone. Details aside, we would gobble this phone down faster than a Pitapocket.
We’re a little disappointed that the Hamburger Phone isn’t wireless and we’re even more upset that it isn’t edible, but I guess you can’t have your patty phone and eat it too. Would that be asking too much? Ugh, I better take a lunch break soon. — Andrew Dobrow