There’s nothing more thrilling than the mass slaughter of innocent fishies. Dump your oil in that lake. Piss in that stream all you want. Yeah, baby, that’s the stuff.
The Goldfish Trash bag lets you feel like a real man, conquering nature at its best, showing those damn smug goldfish just who’s running things around here. I mean, come one, the goldfish doesn’t even make an appearance on the hierarchy of fish. For extra credit, stuff the bags with random shark parts.
Disclaimer: No goldfish were harmed in the making of this post. Wait… dying a slow and painful death doesn’t count as being “harmed”, does it?