Excuse the gutter speak, but I think prostitutes ought to have a little fun with Halloween too. Being a long time street walker, I just might make it a point of mine to make sure some of my tricks get a special treat this year. These Costumed Condoms are sure to get some laughs.
If you’re not a bad little whore like me, you could even just give these out at an adult Halloween party. And if you buy over $20 of skull or pumpkin dressed condoms, you get 36 flavored condoms free. Quite a deal! — Andrew Dobrow