Gearfuse.com, one of the finest websites on the Internet, will now become a parkour-focused website. The move will enable Gearfuse to post more YouTube clips of Frenchmen jumping across buildings than ever before. Publisher Steve Rufer said that he is “grateful we could make this kind of switch. I recently moved to Paris and can’t stop jumping over women and baguettes! It’s intense! Parkour, baby!”
All employees will now be required to wear short shorts, running shoes and a headband while writing. A live video feed will show the writer shirtless at his desk, writing about the latest parkour news available. After all blogging is done for the day, said writers will have to continuously run for three miles while hopping over obstacles in the way.
The new era of Gearfuse is upon us! Let us rejoice and run!