While I’m shopping for condoms with my fiancee, I put on a strong front. I make sure to announce in a loud voice that we are looking for the Magnum condoms, even though we need nothing of the sort. Shameful, I know, but hey, I’m a man.
This 0.6 inch condom was used to promote safe-sex to young people and apparently midgets and mice. Though it looks like it could serve as awesome revenge for our exes. “Yup, this is what he had to wear!” Keep her away from these. Just to be safe.