Washing your dog is probably a pain in the ass, especially if your mutt is a prissy little thing. Stop taking your dog’s shit and the next time they’re due for a cleaning, hit up your local Dog-O-Matic. Created by some silly francophone named Romain Jerry, this machine takes your pooch and washes it over a brief period of time – about 5 minutes. When its done, your dog hops out and you dry the fucker off. A godsend for you, a journey to the end of the universe and back for man’s best friend.