While I’m sure many of you already know about the amazing service known as Chatroulette, I thought I’d introduce it to the three or four of you who don’t already know. Basically, it’s like Russian Roulette, with less bloodshed and much more penis.
Chatroulette lets you view a random users webcam from around the world, allowing you to unshamefully skip anyone you find boring, moving you onto the next persons cam. I shall warn you that if you have an irrational fear of random men masturbating, this is probably not the service for you. But it’s really simple. Just report the cam and move on. No harm, no foul. Ok, maybe a little bit of harm and just a dash of foul, but all the penis is worth the pure addictiveness.
And yes, for those who are wondering, that is me in the bottom picture, wearing the big nose disguise, not that I’d even have to wear it for the nose. Just sayin’. Hey, I’m a Jew, leave me alone.