Gaming

Moaning Lisa Teaches You How To Give An Orgasm

Moaning Lisa is a conceptual interactive game which not only looks like a real blast, but also teaches you knowledge on how to crack the code to the cryptic female orgasm. Lisa comes with a set of 7 touch sensors marked with stars to help you become better equipped to please the female form. Much like a real woman, if ...

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Toyota Warcraft Ad: Because Nerds Have Money

Somewhere along the line Toyota realized that construction workers and middle-aged suburbanites aren’t the only people out there with an interest in trucks. What about nerds? We enjoy driving, and we may have to haul computer rigs and giant millennium falcon replicas around from time-to-time. Plus programming jobs pay decently, so we have some money to burn. And if you ...

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Two Fresh WoW Lich King Screenshots

Blizzard has added two new screenshots to their collection for the WoW expansion, Wrath Of The Lich King. If you ask me, these new shots don’t look too different from many locations already available on the game, but it’s always nice to see new material and landscapes, regardless of repetition. These new screenshots come only a few days after more ...

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Official: Microsoft and Bungie Split

An official press release has confirmed that Bungie has emerged from puberty and is now leaving the Microsoft nest in order to become a man. As the press release puts it, Bungie is set to”embark on a path to become an independent company.” However, like most parent, child relationships, Bungie will keep in contact. Microsoft’s Shane Kim noted: “While we ...

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Mini Mario and Luigi Make Golfing Far Less Boring

Golf may not be your thing, but chances are gaming is right up your alley–and what gamer wouldn’t dig controlling mini Mario and Luigi golfers with a Famicom style wired remote? The objective is to use the A and B buttons on the remote to help the Bros. put the ball into the hole–it’s the most fun you will have ...

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Bloodstained Nintendo Wii Has Nothing To Do With Wiimote Mishaps

As many of you have probably heard, Manhunt 2 will be hitting store shelves this Halloween. What you may not have heard is that Rockstar is giving away a Wii covered in blood stained stickers and a 50″ plasma television to promote the event. It looks cool, but covering a Wii with stickers seems like a cheap alternative to an ...

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Gaming Phone Features Full-Size Controller

The T680 from utec has taken gaming on a cell phone to a whole new level thanks to a full-sized controller attachment. I’m not sure what kind of games are available on this thing, but I do know that it supports Java/GB/GBC. Other features include a 2.2 inch QVGA 260K color touchscreen, a 2 MP camera, microSD, 87MB of memory, ...

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Turn Your Guitar Hero Controller Into a Working Instrument

Hot on the heels of the announcement that 17 new songs are being added to the Guitar Hero III lineup comes this bad ass hack that allows you to turn your controller into a working instrument. Just keep in mind that you will actually need some musical ability to play this thing – and getting through the expert levels on ...

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17 New Guitar Hero III Tracks That Will Kick Your Ass

Activision has just announced 17 new tracks for you to butcher on the upcoming Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock. The list features an eclectic assortment of songs from the likes of Disturbed, Slipknot, The Killers, White Zombie, Pat Benetar, The Who, Cream, Santana, and Stevie Ray Vaughn. Check out the full list after the jump.

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