I’ve never gone clubbing in my entire life. I find joy in the simple things in life – picking dry skin flakes from my beard, trolling weight loss forums, making sure my belly button is impeccably clean – you know, the usual hubbub. But I can imagine for the people who are into that “scene,” these glowing fiber-optic LED Shoelaces ...
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LEGO Wedding Ring
Marriage. All in all it’s just another LEGO brick in the wall. Not as painful or permanent as tattoos, but just as painful to remove from your life, marriage is the ultimate commitment, when taken seriously. The LEGO Wedding Ring is the most effective way to prove your devotion. In other words, how devoted do you have to be to ...
Read More »Vintage-Styled Star Wars Fight Posters: Obi Wan Floats Like an X-Wing and Stings like a Wookiee
Live! Direct from ringside! Anakin “Darth Vader” Skywalker takes on Obi Wan “Ben” Kenobi in the rematch of the century. Doors open at 8:00 pm on the Death Star at Deck 69 of Sector N-One. Ask the locals for directions to the Hard Heart Cantina. Old Red Jalopy, also the designer of the Star Wars-themed alternative movie posters, created these ...
Read More »Dogbrella Keeps Dogs Dry, Eliminates Wet Dog Smell and Embarrasses Your Pup in Front of Their Friends
My dog took one look at this thing and very frankly told me, “There is absolutely no fricken’ way I’m wearing that thing,” except she didn’t exactly use the word fricken’. And in a way, I don’t blame her. She’s told me before that, much like me, she see’s anything more than Yoda Costumes as crossing the line. I respect ...
Read More »Gold-Dispensing Vending Machine Coming to the U.S.: Our Economy Demands It!
How does the government expect everyone to spend their unemployment checks? On gold, of course. A “couple of hundred” Gold to Go machines, joining the 35 which already exist in the Middle East, Italy, Spain and Germany, will be installed in the United States, so everyone and their mother can buy 1 gram, 5 gram, 10 gram and 28 gram ...
Read More »Han Solo in Carbonite LEGO Minifig
For some of our favorite pop culture characters, an official LEGO minifig is nothing but a pipe dream. We rely on custom producers much more talented then ourselves to create the minifigs that the powers that be at LEGO have yet to grace us with. Han Solo has been reproduced in minifig form multiple times, but finally LEGO has released ...
Read More »GEARDeals: Amazon Offering Verizon’s Samsung Fascinate for $0.01
Just as they did for AT&T’s Galaxy S release, the Samsung Captivate, Amazon.com is offering Verizon’s adaptation of the Android device, the Samsung Fascinate, for only $0.01, yes, one-cent, with a two-year contract. No other strings attached. I ordered a Captivate thorough Amazon when that sale was going on and saved myself a few hundred bucks. The Fascinate is equipped ...
Read More »Suckling Pig Cake is Pork-Free
Michelle�s Wibowo’s painstakingly detailed Suckling Pig cake was made for the Experimental Food Society Spectacular in London. Complete with vegetable garnish, an apple it its mouth and a intricate rotisserie browned skin. Wibowo’s roots are in architecture, but decided to pursue a career in cake design and sugar craft because, well, as you can see, that’s where her true genius ...
Read More »Throwing Knife Fridge Magnets Scare Your Kids Into Getting Presentable Grades
When I was growing up, on the rare occasions where I would bring home an honor report worthy report card, my parents would proudly hang my grades from the fridge, an advertisement to all who had the pleasure of snacking in our kitchen that their child was capable of a B- in Spanish. When I didn’t come home with the ...
Read More »MiBeerAge iPhone App Tells You Exactly How Old Your Beer Is
You might not have known this but to the beer connoisseur, the finest brews are best served within 30 days of their bottling. So those three year old bottles of Heineken collecting dust in your fridge garage? Yeah, slightly past their prime. But hey, at least the caps are still usable. The MiBeerAge iOS application tells you exactly how old ...
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