Gadgets

Be you lazy, injured or amputated, basic chores become not so basic anymore. Shoveling snow is nearly impossible with only a pair of two inch nubs protruding from your torso. The Patrick Starfish jokes get old quick. And nub-slaps can only defend your honor so much.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! WARNING! WARNING! MULLET PROXIMITY SENSOR ENGAGED! EXECUTING PROGRAM 'BILLY RAY CYRUS TERMINATION' CODE! MUST TERMINATE!

Awkward Engineer Creations promises that their product offers the perfect dunk every time. This year, I'm getting Santa one of these for Christmas. Guess who just ruined your diet again, Mr. Kringle? This guy!

These Zombie Cookie Cutters allow you to create zombie-shaped cookies for every occasion. Though you probably shouldn't show up with a batch at grandma's funeral.

In order to attract business partners, the vineyard has been shipping special pens that replace the traditional ink with an ink based on the Casa's own Cabernet Sauvignon.

Take that, government Trying to tell me I can't share my music with 10,000 of my closest friends! I'll just buy a few hundred-thousand of these Duobuds, line them for miles, and let everyone enjoy the sweet sounds.

The TARDIS Cube is an interesting take on the Rubik's puzzle; it's designed as a 4 x 2 sided cube, rather then the traditional 3 x 3.

I'd say these tacks deserve two thumbs up, but I'm afraid my digits would be harvested for office supplies if I were to over-flaunt them.

Hell, if I can't afford a hover car, at least I'll have a hover mouse. The BAT Levitating Wireless Mouse by Kibardinde Sign harnesses the power of magnetism to float in the air as you do your cursor-moving thing.

Novelty in the half shell. CHIA POWER! I'm pretty sure the Chia Pet was never actually "cool" per se. I feel like it was just something for a very bored generation to do. But the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Chia Pet is going to make growing plants out of sculptures cool for the first time ever.