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Crazy Uncle Ballmer to Speak During Jobs’ Keynote at WWDC

Calling Ripley’s Believe or Not! Warning, warning, this is not a drill. Steve Ballmer is in the hizouse. CEO of Microsoft, now the second most valuable tech company in the U.S. (the first spot was just recently overtaken by Apple oddly enough), Steve Ballmer is allegedly scheduled to have a 7-minute chunk of speaking time during Steve Jobs’ keynote at ...

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The Tragic Cost of Google Pac-Man

When Google unleashed their custom version of Pac-Man on the world, in honor of the game’s 30th anniversary, they must not have realized the tremendous amount of time it would suck away from the lives of their disciples. And if they did know, then their “don’t be evil” motto must no longer be in use. Here are some of the ...

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Google Celebrates 30 Years of Pac-Man with Playable Logo

If you haven’t had a reason to pop over to Google yet today you’re missing out on one of their more entertaining logo designs ever. Google celebrates the 30th anniversary of the release of Pac-Man, which made its debut on May 22, 1980, changing the world in the process. Google’s awesome logo doesn’t just look the part, but is actually ...

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OK, Next Time, I Drive: Car Accident Leads to Facebook Hilarity

Karla isn’t the sharpest bulb in the knife drawer. This is what happens when people have way too much faith in their animal companions and a propensity for Facebooking from your phone on the road. Let this be a warning to you all. Never let your dog drive your car, at least until it has its license. Facebook lets us ...

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A Wild ABRA Appeared!: Dude Attempts to Seduce a Pokemon on Chatroulette

MEWTWO cast ETERNAL HUMILIATION! Rejoice in the fact that you are less desperate than this guy on Chatroulette, who desperately attempts to seduce a costumed human (we assume) of unknown gender to display their mammaries which may or may not even exist. Dude, you do know there’s porn on the internet, right? No Pokemon were hurt in the making of ...

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I Knew There Was a Reason I Liked Facebook

Sure, you can conjecture that this CAPTCHA actually says “infinite been” rather than “infinite beer,” but guess who doesn’t care? I sure as hell don’t! I’m way too trashed to feel emotion. Shit, I can’t even feel my toes. So how can I be held responsible for perhaps misreading a poorly captured security tool. That’s what infinite beer will do ...

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David After Dentist 2: This IS Real Life!

In January 2009, a phenomenon began with the posting of David After Dentist onto YouTube by the DeVore family. Since then the original has gathered over 57 million views, making it one of the most popular videos ever published on the internet. Not until today did we get to see a little bit more of what was going on behind ...

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When Memes Collide!: Trololobot

For those of you who prefer their memes kitteh-free, here’s that robotic mouth we posted about last week singing Trololo. Eduard Khil has got to be so jealous of this bot’s lip-syncing skills. Seriously, this robotic mouth and I need to get together and party. Link

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What is the Most Awesomest Thing Ever?

While, for my money, the Internet and boobs are tied for the most awesomest thing ever, I can’t be the judge for everyone, but this website can. The Most Awesomest Thing Ever site uses a head-to-head competition system to try and figure out just what is the most awesomest thing ever. The thing with the most wins is deemed the ...

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