Carstache Makes Your Vehicle More Sophisticated

Once your car has a mustache it’ll never want to return to its hairless ways. Just look what happened to Alex Trebek once he ditched his mustache. Rumor has it that he was mauled by zebras and his current replacement is a scientifically-created genetic clone. Luckily the government knows better now then to leave our nations game show hosts unduplicated. Chuck Woolery, you’re next.

With that said, Carstache reestablishes a dose of dignity and sophistication to your car that was so brutally squashed when you had the nerve to add a pair of TruckNutz to your car’s rear bumper. Shame on you.

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