College kids and middle-aged beer drinkers will be absolutely thrilled to hear about the Robot Pouring Robot (not to mention underage “rebels” since nowhere on this bot do we see a way to check for ID). Not only does the robot mean you don’t have to get off your ass to fetch your own beer, but it also means you don’t have to nag your lady to do it for you.
The Beer Pouring Robot is powered via remote control, where the controller can actually converse with the drunk customer on the other side of the line. Add in pretzel dispensing functionality and we’ll be in business. — Andrew Dobrow