Sometimes, when I’m bored, I’ll get a girl pregnant. I stay with her for nine months and once that baby pops out, I grab it right out of the doctor’s hands and start shaking that little porker as hard as I possibly can. At least that’s what Apple would like you to believe. They removed the 99-cent “Baby Shaker” app yesterday before I could even download it and give it a try. Apparently, you shook your iPhone as a baby cried and a then it would…yeah, you get the idea.