“And She’s Calling Me, On That French Fry Phone”

RECORD EXECUTIVE: Biz, we need a new hit. Any way you can integrate McDonald’s into it? We get a check every time you mention french fries.

BIZ MARKIE: OK OK, I GOT IT! How about we take some fries and merge it with a phone and shit, and then next thing ya know, you got the french fry phone!

REC: Hmm, but do you think it’ll play well into today’s urban youth?

BIZ: Fo’ sure, boyyyyyy!

REC: Alright. Let’s roll with this fucker. For a promotional item, we’ll come up with a phone that’s shaped like some french fries.

BIZ: Didn’t they do that shit in that flick Juno?

REC: No, no…that was a hamburger phone I believe.

BIZ: Off the chain!

REC: Right. Let’s get this to market. I’m thinking free or $18 for people who will actually pay for it. You’re a genius, Biz! Have any ketamine?

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