Born as Jumpman in the early 1980’s, later changing his name to the much less embarrassing Mario Mario, this is one above average plumber. What other plumbers do you know who can hold their breath for an infinite period of time underwater or can break blocks of bricks with their bare fists without any long-term repercussions? I think not.
This helpful little infographic takes a brief look at the scientific wonders of Mario, including his immense IQ and the strange sexual allure of his mustache.[via]