Living in a household with females can be a messy situation. You forget to close that toilet seat once and you better have an extra strong cup to protect your crotch region. Preventing that could save you lots of stress and lots of physical pain. The PeaceMaker is a pedal-driven toilet seat lifter, which means our lazy asses don’t have to bend down to lift it up, which always seems like a huge ordeal.
When you’re done with your bladder evacuation, just take your foot off the pedal and the lid falls back down. Just don’t do it too loud or you’ll probably get shit for that too. Available for $29.95. — Andrew Dobrow