There’s really no words that can express how thoroughly revolting this product is. The Turd Twister starter kit (is there an advanced kit?!) comes with 10 popular designs and shapes that you can mold your excrement into.

Why would anyone want to use this? Please tell us this is meant as a gag gift and nothing more. Or we might have to vomit profusely now. — Andrew Dobrow

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