The Ultimate Paintball Gun: A favorite with the guys with man-boobs crowd

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We never understood the allure of paintball guns. For some reason, the prospect of shooting each other with pain filled projectiles never got our motor going. Though we must admit, the Ultimate Paintball Gun looks pretty bitchin’.

With two barrels at your sides, each full of a tank load of paint ammunition, nothing will make you feel more like a man. Pictured above is the spokeperson of the National Man Boob committee, and he seems to be enjoying his time with the gun. More after the jump.

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4 comments

#1
MrBill

January 5, 2009   16:09pm

This is for loosers. All it does is throw paint. Requires no skill what so ever.

#2
nick

May 8, 2009   23:01pm

i agree w/ mr. bill, but if u find a good camping spot, or if ur team has a bunch of noobs it might come in handy.

#3
a paintballer

June 17, 2009   11:00am

Mr. Bill, throwing paint is a vital part of paintball. Suppression fire, man! Suppression fire! If he has the money to actually fill that thing with paint and air, then I want his fat @$$ on my team.

#4
666

December 8, 2009   16:16pm

fack you beach

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