The Ultimate Paintball Gun: A favorite with the guys with man-boobs crowd
We never understood the allure of paintball guns. For some reason, the prospect of shooting each other with pain filled projectiles never got our motor going. Though we must admit, the Ultimate Paintball Gun looks pretty bitchin’.
With two barrels at your sides, each full of a tank load of paint ammunition, nothing will make you feel more like a man. Pictured above is the spokeperson of the National Man Boob committee, and he seems to be enjoying his time with the gun. More after the jump.
– Andrew Dobrow
January 5, 2009 16:09pm
This is for loosers. All it does is throw paint. Requires no skill what so ever.
May 8, 2009 23:01pm
i agree w/ mr. bill, but if u find a good camping spot, or if ur team has a bunch of noobs it might come in handy.
June 17, 2009 11:00am
Mr. Bill, throwing paint is a vital part of paintball. Suppression fire, man! Suppression fire! If he has the money to actually fill that thing with paint and air, then I want his fat @$$ on my team.
December 8, 2009 16:16pm
fack you beach