We never understood the allure of paintball guns. For some reason, the prospect of shooting each other with pain filled projectiles never got our motor going. Though we must admit, the Ultimate Paintball Gun looks pretty bitchin’.
With two barrels at your sides, each full of a tank load of paint ammunition, nothing will make you feel more like a man. Pictured above is the spokeperson of the National Man Boob committee, and he seems to be enjoying his time with the gun. More after the jump.
– Andrew Dobrow
January 5, 2009 16:09pm
This is for loosers. All it does is throw paint. Requires no skill what so ever.
May 8, 2009 23:01pm
i agree w/ mr. bill, but if u find a good camping spot, or if ur team has a bunch of noobs it might come in handy.
June 17, 2009 11:00am
Mr. Bill, throwing paint is a vital part of paintball. Suppression fire, man! Suppression fire! If he has the money to actually fill that thing with paint and air, then I want his fat @$$ on my team.
December 8, 2009 16:16pm
fack you beach
February 10, 2010 17:46pm
what a lard that sux
February 12, 2010 12:36pm
Wow, you guys must get laid A LOT!
March 11, 2010 23:45pm
Horrible gun, expensive I bet and a waste of paint. No skill and suppressing fire is pretty useless. It might keep their heads down but you have to stand up to shoot that thing and I’m pretty sure crouching, getting into cover, and running with that thing on is a no-no. OVERALL – I’d rather have a pump paintball gun
March 27, 2010 16:11pm
My opinion is this is a very creative setup. I’D definitely use this and i give the guy commendation for building it.
May 4, 2010 20:51pm
No skill and suppressing fire is pretty useless.? my 5 man A-5 woods ball team would beg to differ
May 10, 2010 23:02pm
Haha. This is really dumb guys. I would not actually mind playing this guy I would bonusball him. Oh and I’ll take on your 5 man team alone. D3 CFOA!!!!
August 29, 2010 19:40pm
Wow guys. Really? Arguing? Trash talking? I’m sure that thing is fun as hell to shoot, and if the guy has the money to throw paint everywhere and build a machine to let him throw paint, then leave him alone. I’m sure that if any one of you had the chance to try shooting that contraption you’d say sure.
September 8, 2010 16:33pm
id toatally use tht dude get him to fire it while the other people on his team snuck around and got the others in the back cause the othr dudes would worry so much about getting thier hed down that they wouldnt pay attion to their surroundings.<i might have spelled tht wrong.
September 20, 2010 17:59pm
total rape, but totally in accuratre
November 8, 2010 9:03am
Looks like a bit of fun making one of them….tactically useless though
November 23, 2010 6:58am
if he tried to run with that he would probably trip and break something important. looks fun to use but i think it would probably would be better for a noob who sits in the back and covers everyone else.
December 24, 2010 13:50pm
tactically that thing is greatly useful, thats like saying a SAW in a fireteam is useless, its used to keep the enemies head down and fire suppressed so that the other members of your squad can move up and flank your opponent. learn military strategy and gain some knowledge fools.
September 7, 2011 13:52pm
Now that is what i am talking about i would love to have that person on my TEAM !!!!!
If any body lives in the colonie N.Y. area and looking for a team we are looking for a few good players. wright me back my e-mail is edwardfrederick@yahoo.com