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The Newest Wii Controller: A Horses Ass and Your Arm

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Nintendo has figured out their missing demographic! It’s the essential farmer sector! Finally, they’ve realized the Wii’s true calling with this new animal husbandry Wii controller.

If anyone can tell me what exactly is going on here I’ll give you the biggest digital hug ever. Are they watching some sort of instructional video? Who knew they even made horse torsos specifically designed to be penetrated. Guess you’ve gotta learn somehow and a real animal doesn’t cut it until you’ve learned to finesse your fist past the horse’s colon.

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One comment

  1. Looks like a hands-on, instructional tool for inseminating a horse. or a horse owner instructional video?

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