Believe it or not, this is only the second most terrifying Last Supper ever. That’s right, an image of zombies gnawing on Jesus is the runner up. What the hell has the world come to?
Also on the menu was cupcakes and shots. Sounds like a party!
Here’s a chaser for your zombie cupcakes. Nothing washes down brains better than more brains.
The brain-effect is caused by mixing acidic lime juice and Irish cream, which produces a curdled brainy mixture.
They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time?
Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack!
Do I really need to warn you about zombies if you’re wearing this shirt? At this point you’re just asking for a zombie attack. This shirt looks both awesome and delicious.
Since you never know when an infected zombie monkey is going to escape from his cage and bite an unsuspecting experimenter, it’s always better to be safe now, than sorry (and in search of brains) later.
The Emergency Zombie Kit comes with the bare essentials for surviving a zombie onslaught. Included is a machete, for close combat, a shotgun, for multiple headshots, and extra ammo. The casing also doubles as a shield.
Us humans are so vicious. We take poor innocent potatoes, skin them while their friends watch and then mash them into a creamy pulp. Doesn’t sound too appetizing when explained so truthfully, huh?
But what happens to the dead potatoes that are left behind? They become zombie potatoes, of course. This Zombie Potato Halloween costume is equally bizarre and surreal. I don’t care who you are, if you were being attacked by a giant fuckin’ rotting potato with teeth, you’d shit your pants. Me? I’d shit my pants regardless.
Some clever gamer modified the group zombie-slaying game Left 4 Dead so instead of only zombies, you’re also attacked by rabid Teletubbies. I’m pretty sure the Teletubbies are scarier than the damn zombies are. Turn the sound up. It’s worth it.
The menu has changed. No more tubby custard. Brains, brains and more brains. Time for tubby-bye-bye, bitch.
Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies.
Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are supposed to look like. She’ll never be the same. Hit the jump for full-sized twisted princess madness.
Wedding cake toppers are the first image of the wedded couple in holy matrimony. Often, toppers are used to represent the personalities of the couples. So of course, there are a multitude of geeky wedding cake toppers, including this rad zombie topper.
Check out a few more geeky toppers after the jump.
Made using red velvet raspberry cake, french vanilla cream cheese frosting and a chocolate brain, baking extraordinaire Pamela created these awesome Brain Cupcakes, perfect for zombies who’ve gone vegetarian. The extra little splatter gives it that “just scooped out of the skull” look.
