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USB Breast Warmers Are Gearfuse-certified

Hi, I’m Doctor Vincent Veneziani B.D.. I’ll be your breast doctor for today. Please remove your shirt. Thanks. Hmmm, good feel. Nice and firm. Not too big. I’d say you’re healthy. What’s this, though? You’re always cold? No problem. Try these USB breast warmers out. Where did I get them? Where else? Thanko! Just plug them in and I promise that within 48 hours, your breasts will be swollen with warmth. My right hand? Oh, sorry. I was just getting... Continue reading

Hulu Has Weird Science

Not doing shit this week? Me neither. Let’s all stay home the entire week and watch episodes of Weird Science on Hulu.com. Of course I’m referring to the television show, not the awesome movie which has Bill Paxton turned into a Jabba the Hutt lookalike. Enough about the movie, check out the episodes Hulu is hosting and enjoy this awesome one right here on Gearfuse! Link

Would You Like Salt With That?

In Japan, you can find a plethora of unique things that you simply won’t find anywhere else. From vending machines to robots, a lot of products are like ones you’ve never witnessed before. This time around, it’s a spa called Saltasia. As the name implies, this spa is heavily salt-based. Salt lines each room and is supposed to promote anti-aging and relaxation. Only women can enter the spa and at 105.8 degrees fahrenheit, it’s no chill spot. Plenty of LEDs... Continue reading

Let Your Lady Friends Know, You’re No Shovenist

“The female form is the most attractive in nature,” says Dutch sculptor Mario Philippona. We couldn’t agree more. After all, no one wants a sculpture of a man’s flaccid genitals decorating their home. Instead, why not a coffee table with a woman’s legs and curvy rear-end at each corner?  That’s what Mario has been sculpting: erotic home decor inspired by a woman’s figure.  He even crafted a fruit bowl inspired by women’s breasts dubbed “Tittyfruity.” The table lets all your... Continue reading

Seasonique: Keeping Woman In Control Of Their Vaginas Three Times As Long

As a male, I’ve never had the pleasure of bleeding from my genitalia (except for this one time in Tijuana), and I can’t say that I’m too disappointed about it. But I know that keeping track of that sort of thing is important if you don’t feel like paying for another mouth to feed. Seasonique is a concept for women, which improves on the old birth control pill holders by creating a new contraceptive dispenser. Seasonique not only holds three-months... Continue reading

World’s Largest Photo Album Shows High-Res Asian Cleavage

Since the people of Japan aren’t known for being the largest breed of humans, they sometimes have to compensate for their stature in other ways. Whether it be owning and expensive car, creating super strong robots, or designing the World’s Largest Photo Album. Japanese photographer Hitomi Toyama designed this 4m x 3m, 1000 kg photo album, titled “Women Of Vietnam”, which has secured a spot in the Guinness Book Of Records as the largest photo album ever. The album displays... Continue reading