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Some might suggest that Mario is pretty much a cowboy to begin with, sans the hat and horse. But what if the plumber had a change of heart and really did go all wild wild west on us. Well that’s a horse of a different color. Green to be exact. We already know Mario is one hell of a culture jumper. There’s a new sheriff in town and he can fix the hell out of your clogged pipes. Oh yes,... Continue reading

Geek porn. That is exactly what this is. A cleverly devised ploy to sell as many t-shirts as possible to the geeky masses. As much as you might try to not buy in to total geek bait, it’s hard to deny the allure of Star Wars and zombies melded together on, what else, a tee. As if the founding fathers of the Imperial army weren’t already ugly enough, the Imperial Undead shirt bumps the ugliness up to 11, infecting the... Continue reading

Vitruvius Pollio, the man who inspired Leonardo da Vinci’s work on his iconic Vitruvian Man, once described the human body as being “the principal source of proportion among the Classical orders of architecture.” Maybe that’s true when you’re dealing with a perfectly proportioned male specimen, such as myself, but Inspector Gadget’s form is more akin to that of a fun house. Steven Lefcourt’s Vitruvian Inspector is vying for a chance to appear on a Threadless tee. If I had my... Continue reading

Have you always dreamed of being attacked by a sea monster, but were unlucky enough to be born nowhere near a water source? OK, so water is everywhere. So the chances of that question being valid are slim to none. But guess what? I DON’T CARE! Because this Octopus Hoodie is AWESOME! And you can make it yourself. Instructables tells us that you’ll need an over-sized hoodie, a few fleece circles (for suction cups), stuffing material, scissors and sewing supplies.... Continue reading

Call them what you will. Talents, feats, everyday tasks. I call them SUPER POWERS! Yes, it must be in all caps. No exceptions. SUPER POWERS! My mom was always trying to underestimate my SUPER POWERS! but I swear, tying your shoes with your eyes closed takes more than talent. If you want to see this shirt head to print head over to Threadless and vote on the design!

Romain Jerome has been known to peddle one-of-the-kind very limited edition watches, including the Day&Watch Watch, that despite its $300,000 price tag, sold out in a mere 48 hours, and the Titanic Watch, made using actual remains from the tragically fated White Star Line ship. And you can’t expect anything less sensational from the Eyjafjallajökull-DNA Watch. The dial for the DNA is made using actual ash from the Icelandic Eyjafjallajökull volcano, the same one which has caused so much drama... Continue reading

Not going to star in my games anymore under ah-me, Mario? You want your own fame and-ah fortune? You want to-ah split from the family business? We’ll-ah see about that. Don’t even try getting out of the game Luigi. Bad things might happen to you. Very bad things. If you want to see this design on a purchasable tee, head over to Threadless and vote! Link [via]

You know how you can use Apple’s Photo Booth app to take some crazy-ass photos of yourself using the various effects? Designer Mark Pernice had the bright idea of creating a mask representing one of the photos taken using Photo Booth and then somehow magically using the app to recompose himself while wearing the mask. Or something like that. I know, it sounds tricky. But let the master himself explain it: Using Apple’s Photo Booth application as inspiration, the idea... Continue reading

Twitter user Stammy spotted one of the members of Atlanta rap duo UGLY rocking the hell out of this iPad chain. The iPad in question was playing a music video, we assume one of UGLY’s videos. Yeaaaaaah, booooy! Flav’s famed clock chain might be able to assure that the Flava is always punctual, but it’s got nuthin’ on the promotional skills of this iPad chain. Link [via]

Is there such thing as too much bling? Naaaaah. Featuring over 1200 baguette cut, brilliant cut and emerald cut stones, this $3.5 million monstrosity from luxury watch makers Piaget is pretty much the epitome of lavish living. This isn’t the sort of watch you wear. This is the sort of watch you use to feed a small country. Link [via]